About Us

History Chronicle didn’t start 13.8 billion years ago — but if we were around when the Big Bang hit, you’d have heard about it first.
We’ve been documenting the absurd, the profound, and the painfully human parts of history ever since — from Caesar’s group chat drama to Mesopotamian customer complaints.

What began as a faceless news page covering the greatest flops, frauds, and fights of history has now evolved into something far bigger (and much more wearable). After years of collecting the world’s weirdest facts and most unhinged headlines, we’ve done the only logical thing: launched a merch store.

But this isn’t just merch.

This is history, printed.

T-shirts inspired by real events, fake companies, ancient memes, and the kinds of quotes that get misattributed on Twitter. Every piece we drop is built to make you laugh, think, and maybe confuse a few people on the street (which we consider a win).

We’ve worked with some of the greatest minds in the historical sphere — professors, poets, plague doctors, maybe even an unpaid Roman intern or two — all to bring you designs that combine accuracy, irony, and absurdity.

So whether you’re a chronically online scholar or just here because you like the shirt with the funny wolf on it — welcome. You’re now part of the timeline.